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What movies have not aged well?

08.06.2025 10:15

What movies have not aged well?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Ah so!”

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-J W Pepper

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

You Only Live Twice

Live and Let Die

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Moonraker

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Octopussy

The Man with the Golden Gun

Diamonds Are Forever

Are landlords allowed to make unreasonable requests?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Goldfinger

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-All the bad guys are black.

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Dr No

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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From Russia With Love

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

A View to a Kill

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